For a reason I can now no longer remember, I was looking for a name generator that took your name, re-aranged the letters and created a new name. In the search I found countless generators, but my favourite… for some stupid reason, was this Pokemon Name Generator. It takes your name and your favourite colour and creates / shows you what “Pokemon” you are, none of them are Pokemon from the Series. But hey the definitions are fun.
My Pokemon Name is Moofu, I live in the meadows of Britain, and my diet consists mostly of daisies, donuts and kerosene. YUM! Healthy diet. I might try and eat a car battery next… So what kind of Characteristics does my Pokemon have? Well I can shoot Hot Death, No idea what shooting hot death would look like, but it sounds nasty. I can also shoot granola, maybe a home baking oil spray 
company will use me? Oh get this… I have shiny red platform shoes and a magic chest of hats. Some more great skills are the ability to WALK on Poison.. *WTF* and I can also eat Jet Fuel… well considering its more of a liquid I would say DRINK Jet Fuel, but what ever floats your boat. So being able to consume such a varied diet, It’s no suprise that I can breathe rocks… although I would think you would actually be shitting rocks / bricks but eh… And even with all that Jet Fuel and Kerosene in my diet, I manage to be able to eat electricity with out dying, or ignighting the jet fuel i’ve consumed prior to that… Nifty, I must be pretty hard to kill. Iron Stomach FTW. But Just to finish it off… I have big hair… OOoookaaayyy… Who was high when they wrote this thing? Not me!
But with all the Good ?? (is that the right work) My natural enemy is… The Polibar.
The Polibar lives in the hills of Australia, their diet consists of COWS, Cherry Garcia and Ambrosia. They are able to eat electricity and spit hot death just the same as I can… But, they can only walk on Dr. Pepper. Although they do have Goassamer Wings and their body parts are interchangeable… Oh they can breathe rocks as well, and I am also their Natural Enemy.
So? Go to the website linked above, enter your details and POST YOUR POKEMON in the Comments below
Pokemon: Foorider
Foorider lives in the searing volcanoes of Bali, and its diet consists mostly of TV dinners, garbage and beer.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
This Pokemon can breathe electricity. Foorider can throw poison. It can throw tahini. It can breathe Mr. PiBB. But Foorider can resist kippers. It can resist wind. It can throw rocks. Foorider have a full-body tattoo. This pokemon can also resist acid.
Its natural enemy is Flarzard.
Pokemon: Loeon
You live in the steaming jungles of Cameroon, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, macaroni and cheese and coffee. (you know, that’s not so far wrong.)
Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)
You have spikes running down your back. You can float in lava. You can spit Dr. Pepper. You can walk on Mr. PiBB. You can spit bricks. You can walk on poison. You have a discoball. You have uncanny instinct.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Drownerd.
Humrider
Profile
You live in the arctic wastes of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, bats and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit kippers. You have a sequined jumpsuit. You can eat bricks. You have goassamer wings. You have a force field. You can resist rocks. You can spit poison. You can throw broken glass.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Squirzard.