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5.1 Parts

Posted by on April 16, 2009

This blog comes in 5.1 parts!

 

Part 1

 

Ahh Wednesdays how I… love you (btw I am well aware that it is actually Thursday but considering the day hasn’t exactly happened it is difficult to post about it) Wednesday’s.. Middle of the week, close to the end but not so close you wonder where your weeks gone.. that’s what Thursday is for, Friday is just for the euphoric thought of YAY OMFG WEEKEND <3 (Side note that is covered in Part 2)

 

For people who work for the company I work for, Wednesday is the day that your bank account is magically replenished anywhere between $1 – $700 depending on how much you worked and or didn’t work. But hmm bit of a problem this week… with Easter (there is that word / holiday / religious thing again)  With Easter Monday being a public holidays, pay processing was a day late so really my pay doesn’t go in until Thursday, which kind of sucks when your bank account is sitting a little exhausted because you cant help but be an impulse spender (I.e. Buying World of Warcraft, a Digital SLR camera, a Macbook Aluminum 13”)  I have a problem that probably isn’t going to go away for a while so much for the global economic thing slowing down peoples spending, if anything mine has increased and I haven’t even received the $900 bonus thing that the government has been doing.(Looks like I’ve found a part 3)

 

Anyway I can’t remember where I was going with this part now so onto…

 

PART 2 *insert ominous music*

 

While it may have seemed that from part one that part two was going to be about Fridays and weekends, well that was a trick. It really isn’t its actually on the <3  thing at the end…. Or the so called Internet *heart* I remember when people started using Less than 3 I used to think they were saying OMG I *ice-cream* you… which really had me confused and then I learnededed it meant I heart you etc and blah blah.

 

I kind of always thought it always looked like testicles? Im not the only one right?

 

Anna says she thought it looked like a bum and some how our conversation turned to making things out fo &(^*&$^)*&(^ (If you follow my twitter you would know that already) Hear are some of the things we made.

 

Anna says:

{3 maybe

it’s a skwooshed heart!

 

Dan says:

=3

Anna says:

lol, its a fart!

 

 

Anna says:

<=3

Dan says:

noo

 

 

Anna says:

i’m obviously overtired *laughs til tears run down face*

Dan says:

>=#

Anna says:

it wasnt a rabbit…

 

Dan says:

>=3

Anna says:

o.0

 

I then realise what <=3 Looks like…

 

Dan says:

OH

Anna says:

|||||u|||||

Dan says:

U DIRTY GIRL!

Anna says:

thats me with my hands over my eyes

 

 

I tried to understand why Anna had done <=3 and decided she was going for a stretched out <3 but no she said she had no idea where it really came from. And said that <_3 is her idea of a stretched out heart… *confused*

 

Then this happened

 

Anna says:

yes, I guess it could be that too!

<+)(+>

it’s two birds heads!!

Dan says:

uhm…

Looks like pointy at the side things

Anna says:

lol what?

it’s a beak, eye, head. head, eye, beak.

<+)(+>

 

 

Dan says:

      ( + ) ( + )

 )    o   (

(     v     )

 |    | |    |

Anna says:

LOL belly button :-P

Dan says:

haha its a very short curvy lady

Anna says:

 S( o.o)S

      !!

 /(+)(+)\

    |    |

   (  v   )

    |  |  |

    |  |  |

     u u

she has curly hair. now, what?

Dan says:

HAHA it looks like a lady bot

  n@@n

 S( o.o)S

      !! 

 /(+)(+)\

/   |    |   \

   (  v   )

    |  |  |

    |  |  |

     u u

 

 

Okay Im sorry for the spamm of WLM stuff, it just interested me is all… but then again it is 2.15 AM and im trying to get my body ready for the next two nights at work supervising cleaners from 6PM till 4AM, it’s going to Suck big time.

 

SHUT UP DANIEL GO TO PART 3

 

*cough*

 

PART 3

This part is actually going to talk about something from Anna’s blog. She mentioned how more and more often American terms and words are replacing the relaxed care free Aussie language words and stuff. I was a good example of this after having one day typed ‘mom’ instead of ‘mum’ in the conversation window. While yes it is annoying how many American words / terms have been recently taken up in Australia… you kind of have to think that it is kind of the Australian way… we are pretty lax with our language and everything so when American Programming is so Prominent on Australian Television, is it really that unexpected that people are going to slip up with things?

 

The real part 3 was going to be about the economic crisis stuff. But right now I don’t think I can bring myself to coherently discuss it at all. Let alone type it out and hope it makes sense… basically all I have to mention is that aparantly American studys or some crap are showing that the Recession in America is slowing or what ever, meaning that they believe their economy is slowly back on the rise which could really be a good thing and I hope it is because it means everything will sort itself out quicker than I think people were planning it to.

 

PART 4

 

The Australian Government Broadband network.

 

Just wanted to touch on this slightly, I saw the news that they are starting it in Tasmania this is awesome news I just hope they get it online fast and have it working reliably for a decent price. Unlimited downloads would be nice because with the planed Fiber to the home network. 100MBPS would mean most users would need unlimited unless they simply limit users from insane amounts of traffic such as 100Gig (that means in under a year you could fill a 1 TB drive simply from internet downloads)

 

PART 5

 

The apology

 

I don’t know how much of this blog is making sense I pretty much started typing as things came into my mind I hope it all works well for everyone… please comment subscribe and follow me on twitter.

 

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SUB PART 5 SECTION 1

Just an addon… I am currently a level 6 Troll in World of Warcraft J

 

-Piece out home dawgs

 

One Response to 5.1 Parts

  1. Anna 'Relle

    *cough* wrong peace there, man. I don’t want to break into many parts! Yet another entertaining and partly thoughtful blog… damn you! I must also point out that in the second woman I made, you failed to realign the first line so her hair’s a bit lopsided. sigh. I guess you could argue that by using American language we’re just following in tradition… after all, how many of our words and such came with us from England and Ireland? you could argue that… but I still don’t like it! so there! And I think *everything* is more interesting at 2 in the morning… I’m certainly not feeling much interesting right now. (as in me, not in your blog!)

    And the public holiday/delayed pay isn’t that bad, think of all the extra moneys you get for working the other public holidays! yay, money! And I hate you for having it, btw.

    Anyways, off to do some work before children arrive, hooray!

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